as far as the eye can see

If you haven't been keeping up with the creepy weirdness going on EVERY DAY at the bottom of the ocean, you are missing out. Here are three reasons:

1) The Vampire Squid ( Vampyroteuthis infernalis )














2) The Goblin Shrimp ( Glyphocrangon sp. 7)
















3.) The Giant Rattails ( Coryphaenoides rudis) which, like Das Brick himself, feature "... a special drum machine on their swim bladder that is used to attract females." Why, perhaps I am a Giant Rattail! That explains a lot.











These are all from the Norfanz Voyage site, which has so much crazy nonsense in such total scientific deadpan that I blow milk out my nose as if reading The Onion. Recommended!


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