Afanasy Nikitin: I would love to eat a hot fat potato right now.
Alnus Rugosa: I think I have some potatoes in the back of my truck, if you want to look around for them.
Foma: Hey boss.
AN: See if there's any potatoes in the back of the wagon. And no drinking by yourself, right?
AR: There's bugs back there, I think. They probably got into the potatoes, you think?
AN: Well, what kinds of bugs? Worm bugs? Flying things?
AR: Mites. Really big orange mites. From Turkey. They come in with the salt bags.
AN: Whyn't you just leave the salt bags out? It's for eating?
AR: Selling. Goes with the kvas and bread, for some folks.
Foma: I'm bit!
Foma appears with a mite the size and color of a nerf football attached to his neck.