AFANASY: She hangs around with him because she thinks he's going to get rich.
HAJI-GIREI: He has way better interpersonal skills than you, yozhik.
A: He's a psychopath who kills for sport. He ate one of my old girlfriends and made pants out of her. Doesn't that count for something?
H-G: Not if she doesn't know about it.
A: I told her about it.
H-G: She was drunk. Tell her when she's sober.
A: When is that? At church? I'm supposed to tell her this stuff while the priest is talking?
H-G: Have Maria tell her.
A: She doesn't believe most of what Maria tells her anymore, cause I told Maria to tell her all that nonsense about the civet salesman from Tashkent.
H-G: Send her a letter!
A: I can't write. Except for numbers.
H-G: I'll write it for you, yozhik.