Monday, April 10, 2006

New for 2006! The most adorable killing machine ever!! Watch its irresistably endearing antics as it slowly, inexorably, bumbles its way into your sleeping bag and assassinates you! Whee!!

Thanks again WFMU.

Plus, while we're here in Luddite territory, check out the Secret Robot Army site, and of course this quantum dot manufacturer's site:

"As quantum dust, they perform as an innovative security taggant, adhering invisibly to trespassers while emitting an infrared signal giving law enforcement the edge."

Spray these microscopic particles on your customers and WHAM! instant, invisible radio collars!

Finally, gnash your teeth in fear of Pentagon plans to drop exploding cats (and bats) over your next cookout:

"Attach a bomb to a cat and drop it from a dive-bomber on to Nazi ships. The cat, hating water, will "wrangle" itself on to enemy ship's deck. In tests cats became unconscious in mid-air."

You have been warned.

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