as far as the eye can see

I had hoped - no, we had all hoped - that children's TV never got more soul-pulverizingly bad, or more lysergic, than the Krofft Super Power Hour (thanks for nothin', Bob). I should have guessed, before reading it on the WFMU blog, that Japanese TV - which even on a good day is more frighteningly weird than the Kroffts - would have taken the (urinal) cake.

Kure Kure Takora (Gimme Gimme Octopus), your standard octopus-and-peanut-in-love-with-walrus ménage-à-trois, can be enjoyed here and here. Buy him here if this leaves you starved for more.

Now excuse me while I wash my eye sockets out with soap.